🌳 Our Story

Woodie was built for guys who: Don’t want to book awkward doctor appointments just to talk about 🍆.

  • Hate shady sites that feel like you’re ordering meds off the dark web.
  • Want real, FDA-approved treatment without judgment.
  • We thought: why can’t getting help be as simple as ordering a pizza? 🍕

So we made it that easy — only with a bit more science and fewer carbs.

No awkward doctor appointments 🍆.

No shady sites

Real, FDA-approved treatments

🩺 How We Work

Real Providers

Licensed doctors review your intake, prescribe only what’s safe + effective.

FDA-Approved Meds

No sketchy pills, just generics that save you 💸.

Discreet Delivery

Arrives in a plain box 📦, so Karen next door thinks it’s socks.

No Awkwardness

100% online. Zero side-eye, zero small talk.

💡 Why Woodie?

  • Confidence, not cringe: We treat ED + PE like the medical issues they are, not shameful secrets.

  • Gen Z vibes, Millennial reliability: We keep it light with memes, but the meds? Dead serious.

  • Affordable AF: Generics = same science, less money.

🧠 Myths We’re Crushing

🚫 Myth: “ED + PE only happen to older guys.”
✅ Fact: Nope. 1 in 3 men experience these issues at some point. You’re not broken — you’re human.

🚫 Myth: “Getting treatment is awkward.”
✅ Fact: Not with us. Quick forms, online review, boring box, spicy results.

🚫 Myth: “This stuff is sketchy.”
✅ Fact: We’re legit — licensed providers, US pharmacies, FDA-approved meds.

 👉 No shame. Just science.